Today I am going commando. When I went into my underwear drawer to grab a new pair of fresh undies my hand felt something. I wasn't wearing glasses so I quickly toss them on to see a mouse sitting in my underwear drawer. The mouse quickly ran away and now I need to find it.
But Wait! There's MORE! Four tiny little baby mice, not older than a day, sat there on the pair of underwear I was about to wear. Well, I threw them into the garbage along with my underwear, and commenced taking a looong, hot shower - like Ace Ventura. There's still the momma mouse somewhere, she escaped and I'm going to set traps now. Then to JC Penney's for some new underwear.
I think it's time to find a new place to live.
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