Kremer FTK. [for the kill]

Won a game of darts today. It was the first time I can recall beating a few friends at the game in a long while. I attribute it to skill, but my friends believe it is was luck. My ability to put a dart in their neck is out of place and unsportsmanlike, but I enjoy playing the competition.

Right now I am hoping to find a pair of socks. There is nothing better than a fresh pair. I could buy more socks but why? [fresh socks are a beast]. I may have run someone over, but upon review, I just took first place in wii sports; I just wish the winner got new cotton socks.

Fifel Goes West

Today I am going commando. When I went into my underwear drawer to grab a new pair of fresh undies my hand felt something. I wasn't wearing glasses so I quickly toss them on to see a mouse sitting in my underwear drawer. The mouse quickly ran away and now I need to find it.

But Wait! There's MORE! Four tiny little baby mice, not older than a day, sat there on the pair of underwear I was about to wear. Well, I threw them into the garbage along with my underwear, and commenced taking a looong, hot shower - like Ace Ventura. There's still the momma mouse somewhere, she escaped and I'm going to set traps now. Then to JC Penney's for some new underwear.

I think it's time to find a new place to live.

'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder

My birthday celebration was amazing. Thanks everybody for coming out. We went to William's Peanut Bar, watched Carlos Silva pitch a complete game no hitter, as well as played a couple games of 301 darts and some 8-ball pool.
After that we went to Pizza Luce for Triviasco hosted by public access star Ian Rans. That was cool, even though we basically caught the last question: What country has the website extension .DE {and Jess, Deutchland is the correct answer, thanks for sharing our answer with the entire bar, although I think it's formally called Germany these days.) Anyways, we should get a group down there sometime and compete to win a $50 bar tab. Group registration starts at 10p.m. and trivia starts at 10:30.
Finally we went to Sneaky Pete's, a new bar off of the light rail line downtown in the warehouse district. This place was crazy. I can't say some of the things I saw because I don't really believe it myself and I don't want to turn this blog into an X-rated story. It was along the lines of the Spice Girls showing up and having sex with everybody, even the kid in the Babylon 5 t-shirt.
Tonight I have advance screening passes to see the Fantastic Four movie, Rise of the Silver Surfer. I am a little let down on the advance-ness, the movie opens nationwide tonight at 12:01 a.m. compared to the 7:30 showing I get to see. I suppose I do get to see the movie for free though, which is cool. Expect me to be on the forums tonight ranting about the movie to all the nerds before anyone else. Okay, maybe I won't rant in any forums about the movie, maybe I'll put up an away message detailing what Galactus, Devourer of Worlds looks like. check ya all later!

Let's pretend you're Marilyn Monroe and I'm JFK

Sweet, today is my birthday. That means that I have cheated death for approx. 8,760 days. I say approx. because I'm sure leap years throw it off by a few days and who knows +/- how many hours.

I guess I'll post it here instead of telling everybody personally, but tonight we are going out to Williams Peanut Bar in uptown. It'll be around 8, right after I go out for dinner with my mom. Anyone is welcome and everyone should come. From there I suppose we could travel around uptown, I'm open to suggestions.

First Post

Hey everyone. Welcome to my blog I guess. If you're reading this that means you are willing to listen to me, so I command you to have a beer, relax and enjoy the rest of the day. Maybe you could message me and we could shoot the shit.